Random Musings .. Turning 40
Turning 40 is an occasion worth celebrating, and a good excuse for a laugh too! Our collection includes. Whether you want to lighten the mood or soften the blow of turning forty, you'll find something funny here to help you out. Scroll down the page to read all our funny 40th birthday jokes, or click on these links to see a particular subset.
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Why did the person turning 40 become a crossword enthusiast? They needed a mental workout to balance out their physical aging! What's a 40-year-old's favorite type of coffee? "Decaf" - because too much caffeine might lead to palpitations. Why did the 40-year-old start collecting vintage vinyl records?
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14. Your son's math homework is too hard for you. 15. Men with comb-overs are starting to seem attractive. 16. When you go to a movie, you always feel the need to say "You know, theaters make all.
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A big list of 40th jokes, submitted and ranked by users. UPJOKE. fortieth ordinal 39th 38th anniversary 35th 50th 60th birthday 55th 49th 45th 65th 34th 36th. Search. 40th Jokes.. For their 40th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the waiters are cute and wear tight pants.
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1 40 is when the phone rings on Saturday night… And you hope it isn't for you! For more silliness beyond 40th birthday jokes, here are 50 Amazing Jokes from Comedy Legends. 2 A doctor says to his patient… "You have the body of a 20-year-old. but you should return it. You're stretching it all out of shape!"
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Score: 28 So my Mom was turning 40. .. And Dad started making jokes about taking her down to the used wife lot and trading her in for two Twenty year olds. Mom's reaction? "You're not wired for 220." Score: 3 Share: We collected only funny Turning 40 jokes around the web. Enjoy the best Turning 40 jokes ever!
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(Unless you're a raisin.) Jokes about memory loss Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't remember. Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed! Why did Grandma cross the road? I don't remember.
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1. "Turning 40 is a piece of cake… as long as it's a double layer!" 2. If life begins at 40, you're just getting warmed up for the fun! 3. "Turning 40 doesn't mean hitting the brakes… it's all about accelerating into the next chapter!" 4. "At 40, you're like a fine wine… only getting better with age!" 5.
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"Four Turtles" Four turtles were celebrating their 40th birthdays together, when they ran out of ice cream. They decided the biggest one, Fred, should go to the store and get more. Fred went into the bedroom to get some money. The rest of them waited for Fred to come back, but after a couple of days they started getting frustrated.
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Funny 40th Birthday Puns. "You're not over the hill, you're just taking a scenic route!". "At 40, you're not old, you're just 'vintage' like a fine wine.". "Life begins at 40, but so do those pesky gray hairs!". "You're now officially a classic model, just like vintage cars.". "Forty is the new thirty, but with.
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List of Jokes About Turning 40 1. Why did the tomato turn 40? Because it couldn't ketchup with its younger self anymore! 2. What did the 40-year-old say when asked about aging? "I'm just vine!" 3. Why did the math book feel old at 40? Because it was full of "long" divisions! 4. What did the 40-year-old grape say to its younger friends?
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Dad: "I'm 40 now, but I still feel like a kid at heart.". His kids: "That's because you still tell dad jokes.". They say 40 is the new 30. But for dads, it's more like the new 60 when they try to dance. Dad: "I'm not old; I'm just well-seasoned.".
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46 0 40 Year Old Birthday Puns Turning 40 is like a software update for humans - expect some glitches and slower processing. At 40, you're not over the hill; you're just on a scenic route with a lot of rest stops. Happy 40th! It's not the years in your life that count, it's the questionable decisions you make.
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A middle aged man is turning 40 and he's feeling severely depressed, so he decides he'll treat himself to a prostitute. He and his companion for the evening retire to a motel room and he sits down on the side of the bed. The john starts untying his shoes and eventually slips off his socks. In utter shock, the lady of the night gasps and says.
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Woman: " This is my 40th birthday, I have no friends to celebrate with and as you can see I lost both my arms and legs in an accident when I was a child. And on top of that I've never been s. upvote downvote report. This joke may contain profanity. 🤔.
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1. Why did the man turn 40? Because it was the perfect time to start practicing for his midlife crisis! 2. What did the man say when he turned 40? "I'm not old, I'm just chronologically gifted!" 3. How do you know when you've hit middle age? When your knees start to make more noise than your car! 4.